Introducing...The New Thong Girl!

Okay, STOP THE PRESSES!!! Totally disregard everything I said about making a musical in my last blog - at least for now. I'm back in moviemaking mode. A lot has happened in the last week or so.
Let's start at the very beginning... it's a very good place to start. I received an email a couple of weeks ago from an actress who had seen a posting for auditions for the new Thong Girl. She said she was from Los Angeles and she had checked out our website and thought it looked like a lot of fun. She wanted to find out how she could audition for the role. She sent a resume and a headshot. She was drop-dead gorgeous and had a pretty impressive resume which included guest appearances on the Tonight Show and Jimmy Kimmel and MAD TV. She had done a lot of modeling and National ad campaigns for well-known companies. I emailed her back and told her that I'd be thrilled to have her audition for the TG role and that she should probably send an audition tape since she was in L.A. She also gave me her phone number as well as her manager's phone number. She emailed back and said she was having trouble with her computer and to give her a call.
In the meantime, I also noticed on her resume that she was a world-class figure skater and that she showed champion horses. I thought this was pretty amazing so I googled her to find out more and lo and behold, she also just happens to be Playboy Playmate Audra Lynn, Miss Oct. 2003!
All of a sudden the heavens opened up and pigs started flying and snowballs came rolling up from Hell. In other words, I thought someone was playing a terrible joke on me. Executive Producer Will Jones and I had talked in great length about who we thought the ideal TG would be and we both agreed that someone like Jenny McCarthy (only younger) would be perfect. Then along comes the beautiful Audra Lynn.
Anyhow, I called her and we had a really nice conversation and she is super-cool and we both love dogs. In fact, her German Shepherd is scheduled to play Rin Tin-Tin in the next movie of the same name. Even her dog is gorgeous and talented. Well, Audra mentioned that she noticed on our website that we were doing the Nashville Comic Convention in October and she asked if it is a pretty big Con. She and her girlfriend go to Cons around the country and they had just come from San Diego. I told her it was nowhere near as big as that but it's still a pretty good sized convention. She said that they might be interested in coming down for the Nashville Con and all of a sudden the little light went off in my head. I took a deep breath and told her that I was looking for someone to portray TG at the Con and would she be interested in donning the costume and being Thong Girl for a couple of days. She agreed! So we worked out the details and sure enough, Miss Audra Lynn will be representing the Thong at the Nashville Con on Oct 20th and 21st!
While she's here she's going to audition for the lead role in the new TG4 feature film. If all goes well and she wants the role, we could have a new Thong Girl on board by mid-Oct.
I keep pinching myself to see if I'm dreaming. Not only is she a beautiful woman she also is REALLY nice and I'm looking forward to her visit next month for the Convention. She would bring the TG franchise up to a whole new level. And this has inspired me to go back to my original plan of shooting the next installment of the TG film series. This film is tentatively called "Thong Girl 4: The Body Electric" and the story is based on historical occurrences from the early 1900's. That's all I can say about that for now but I guarantee the storyline will knock your socks off!
Well, that's all for now. I'm going to go take some oxygen and resume pinching myself. Please see the attached photo of Audra Lynn and visit our website at www.thonggirlfilms.com for more information on the Nashville Horror and Comic Convention Oct. 20-21st. There is a link on our website that takes you to the Con site. I hope to see you there.